Jabar Gaffney Lost his Damned Mind

Twitter is a very very powerful thing in our moderm world.  It allows people to share thoughts and promote products, services etc, to a huge audience 140 characters at a time.  It also lets people get themselves in a bucket full of trouble by using it as a sounding board for their frustrations.  It appears that earlier this month, Redskins Wide Receiver Jabar Gaffney, lost his damned mind on Twitter.  He went on a rant for the ages, via Twitter, to unleash his venom on his wife, their anniversary, Lito Sheppard, etc.

Some of the highlights from the rant:

4-12 is my anniversary woke up and couldn't find my soon 2 be ex wife anywhere. F*ck dat b*tch I can't wait till its final in a few weeks

If you're getting divorced in a couple of weeks, how much sense does it make to expect her to be hanging around on your anniversary?  Have I slipped into an alternate reality where we still celebrate the very thing we're desperately trying to get out of?  Maybe I'm just getting old.

Feelings are for suckas Neva Eva again.  Black heart dead soul!!! Get it how u live & I'm outta here

That's right.  Feelings are for suckas.  Lollipops like you don't have need for any of that shit.

I'm done tweetin all u smart asses i be in da 904, 407 & 703 tell me what u think if and when u c me

Thank you.  Dear GOD thank you.  Don't ever Tweet again.

In an update, Jabar Gaffney now claims that his account was hacked and would soon be deleted.  It wasn't him!  No no no!  It wasn't him!  He even stated...

"so now if you c my name it's fake."

Riiiiiiight.  Between you and me, I think I know who's next on the surprise drug testing schedule in Washington.  Thankfully he's on his way out the door.  As Gaffney himself confirmed in an interview with Chris Russel of WTEM-AM in Washington "they are trying to trade me."

I wouldn't give you two Jose Canseco baseball cards for Gaffney, and I'm sure nobody else will either.  I imagine Mr. Gaffney will be released shortly after the draft concludes.